Today’s TGIF Dirty Joke…
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hang onto your nuts. This ain’t no ordinary blow job. ***** Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season! Go forth and be merry!
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hang onto your nuts. This ain’t no ordinary blow job. ***** Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season! Go forth and be merry!
From Women’s Health Magazine, a whole buncha sex facts you know you want to know! Here’s today’s TGIF fun fact! More people prefer coffee to sex. Researchers conducted the survey of over 7,000 and found that 51 percent of them said they could go longer without sex than they could go without coffee. Clearly those people … More Today’s TGIF Fun Fact…
What’s 72? 69 with three people watching. ***** Wishing you a lovely, adventurous weekend! *wink*
From Women’s Health Magazine, a whole buncha sex facts you know you want to know! Here’s today’s TGIF fun fact! Traveling is prime time for one night stands. HostelBookers.com surveyed over 11,000 of its users about their “juiciest travel sex secrets” and found that a whopping 52 percent of men and 41 percent of women have … More Today’s TGIF Fun Fact…
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your junk is hanging out. ***** Wishing you an awesome weekend! Go forth and be happy!
From Women’s Health Magazine, a whole buncha sex facts you know you want to know! Here’s today’s TGIF fun fact! Sex can lead to more regular cycles. If you have period trouble, sex should be on the top of your list of cures to try (okay, barring consulting an actual doctor). Researchers at Stanford and … More Today’s TGIF Fun Fact…
What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. ***** Have a wonderful, slippery weekend. *wink*
From Women’s Health Magazine, a whole buncha sex facts you know you want to know! Here’s today’s TGIF fun fact! Sex is a great addition to your regular workout. You’ve probably heard that sex is a great form of exercise—and then heard that fact debunked. Okay, so you won’t be shedding any serious weight on … More Today’s TGIF Fun Fact…
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking intents. ***** Have a beautiful, eventful weekend. Go forth and be naughty! *wink*
From Women’s Health Magazine, a whole buncha sex facts you know you want to know! Here’s today’s TGIF fun fact! You feel less pain during sex. Ever wonder why things like spanking and hair-pulling go from bad pain to good pain when brought into the bedroom? That’s because your pain threshold can increase significantly during … More Today’s TGIF Fun Fact…