What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hang onto your nuts. This ain’t no ordinary blow job. ***** Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season! Go forth and be merry!
What’s 72? 69 with three people watching. ***** Wishing you a lovely, adventurous weekend! *wink*
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your junk is hanging out. ***** Wishing you an awesome weekend! Go forth and be happy!
What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ. ***** Have a wonderful, slippery weekend. *wink*
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking intents. ***** Have a beautiful, eventful weekend. Go forth and be naughty! *wink*
What’s the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”? About three inches. ***** Wishing you a fun and naughty weekend! Enjoy! *wink*
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me! ***** Have an adventurous weekend! Go forth and be naughty! *wink*
How do you get Dick from Richard? How do you get Bill from William? How do you get Bob from Robert? You ask nicely. ***** I’m asking you nicely to have a great weekend! Go forth and be naughty! *wink*
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. ***** Have a super duper weekend! Have a little fun, why don’t ya? *wink*
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it. ***** Wishing you a fun weekend! Go forth and be happy!