What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber. ***** Have a great weekend! Go forth and be naughty! *wink*
How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t even need a partner. ***** Have a great Friday and a FUN weekend! *wink*
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. ***** Wishing you a well-lubricated and interesting weekend. Go forth and be naughty!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes. ***** Have a wonderful weekend! Go forth and be happy!
What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. ***** Yeah, that was bad. I apologize. Have a super awesome and sweeeeeeet weekend!
What’s the speed limit of sex? 68, at 69 you have to turn around. ***** Have a beautiful Friday and a wonderful weekend!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually take time to search for a golf ball. ***** Okay, I admit that joke makes me a little sad. Anyone else? No? Just me then. *sigh* Find some g-spot action this weekend even if you have to do it yourself! … More Today’s TGIF Dirty Joke…
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist! ***** Have a wicked weekend! *wink*
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. ***** Wishing you an awesome, thrilling weekend! *wink*
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year! ***** Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend! *wink*