What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off. ***** Wishing you a brilliant and awesome weekend!
Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period. ***** Do something crazy this weekend. Get laid hard. Go get some!
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit. ***** Have a lovely day and a wonderful weekend!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming! ***** Have a wonderful weekend! *wink*
What type of bird gives the best head? A swallow. ***** Happy Friday! Take a day off, why don’t ya?
What’s the square root of 69? Ate something. ***** Wishing you and yours a beautiful weekend and much cheer this holiday season!
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator. ***** Have a lovely Friday and a wonderful weekend! *wink*